Really?

The Anthony Weiner scandal is pretty funny if you think about it.

I mean, don't get me wrong, he is an arrogant tool-bag, but how it all went down was rather comical.

High-profile politician. Married. Baby on the way.

Messing around and sending all sorts of pictures of himself on Twitter.

Got caught, it goes public (as if it wasn't going to come out at some point, right?).

Vehemently denied all allegations, played the victim, and cried foul.

Then...

More allegations.

More women.

More photos.

Getting a bit uncomfortable....and overwhelming much.

Ultimately...

He came forward and admitted that he wasn't the victim of some hack-job, it was him.

Really? Really?? Really??? Really?

We never actually thought it was you until you admitted it. So, uh, thanks for the closure.

I was sold on you not being able to say 'with certitude' whether or not the crotch-shot was of you.

But then you come out with this blind-sided admission:

 "I have not been honest with myself, my family, my constituents, my friends and supporters, and the media" and that, "to be clear, the picture was of me, and I sent it." He added that he had been involved in "six inappropriate relationships over the past three years" using Twitter and other media. ^{- NBC}

ewwwwf...

Really? Really?? Really??? Really?

We never would have guessed it.

In related news...

The Anthony Weiner action figure has been made available by HeroBuilders.com

Check it out HERE

I can't say 'with certitude' whether or not Weiner is excited and or pumped about his new package in a box. But all signs indicate that he will erect a plan to profit from this exposure. I mean let's be honest, this prick is cocky. -TWSS


Stay Crotchy San Diego!